too many motha-uckas, ucking with my shiiii
*my transactional shiii*
how many motha uckas,
too many to count, motha uckaaaaaaaa
Otherkin is when you take the question ‘are you a cat-person or a dog-person?’ too literally.
I identify as Nicolas Cage
I identify as identification. You cannot use pronouns about me.
It’s not beastiality if you identify as an animal. Stop being so closed minded and patriarchal.
it’s not rape if you identify as their lover
Let’s just think about this for a second.
We all know that we’re goddamn human, okay. That is a fact we have to accept.
We also know we didn’t used to be human, in some way, shape, or form. I, myself, used to be a lion.
Now, as much as I try to balance my human side and…
No we don’t know that
The book The Hobbit is 316 pages long.
The first Hobbit movie is 2:49, or 169 minutes long.
Assuming the next two movie installments are as long as the first the total run-time for the Hobbit movies will be 507 minutes long.
This means that if you can read faster than .62 pages per minute, you can read The Hobbit in less time than it would take to watch The Hobbit trilogy.
try and watch the magic happen ;D